Fact: A recent study suggests that bisexuals are in fact very greedy. Supposedly, bisexuals often resort to stealing as a means obtaining food, especially in coastal areas where bisexuals will often swoop in on unsuspecting victims and take their lunch. Further research however, has revealed that the previous researcher may have conflated bisexuals with seagulls.

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